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How this Arcade atlas was assembled

The method is dull on purpose. Dull is what keeps a doorway from inventing a million downloads.

What arrived

Six App Store URLs. I did not hunt a seventh. I did not drop Icebreaker Fishing because it is not a shooter. The mix is the point of this atlas: Arcade as a desk category, not a single mechanic.

What was weighed

  • Whether the card publishes a rating and a count I can quote.
  • Whether age, advisories, size, version, and OS are on the listing.
  • Whether the store copy describes a loop a reader can picture.
  • Whether a long review can be written without pretending we host the binary.

What was not weighed

Payola, “top six of 2026”, download guesses, and whether I personally cleared a boss. Rank 1 is Sky Force because the listing is old (5 June 2014) and the rating sample is 2,062 — not because this desk crowned a winner. Rank 6 is Moorhuhn Invasion because the US card showed 0 ratings on 22 September 2026.

How facts are dated

Every passport ends with 22 September 2026. If Apple moves a number, the atlas is wrong until it is re-read. That is preferable to a live scrape that silently drifts.

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